magical bitchwad

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.

That witch is a magical bitchwad

by Marix April 25, 2008

Magical Oats

A name given to females with big booty.

Man, I'll tell you right now....your sister has magical oats!

by Mazoku June 26, 2009

Magic Headphones

When you've had so much to drink that even the song you hate is "oh man I love this song". Also know as beer muffs.

They played some shit music last night man, but got pissed up n the magic headphones made it alright

by Bambii2K October 20, 2009

magic spoons

slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.

Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!

by jdawd March 9, 2009

magic noodle

reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.

I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.

by mcmersch March 10, 2011

magical bannana

A bannana that is rasist and a big piece of shit to other people.

Im the magical bannana, fuck off!!!

by swagmoneyreal May 17, 2016

Tragic Magic

Crack dipped in angel dust (PCP), also a song by the band Falling In Reverse

"What's your favorite song Ronnie? Oh definitely Tragic Magic."

by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019