Groady Monster

A person who is foul, disgusting and unpleasant to be around. A person who somewhat resembles a monster.

Herp: "Mom yesterday morning you were a total groady monster."
Herp's Mom: "Why thank you son!"
Herp: "Mom, do you know what a groady monster is?"
Herp's Mom: "No."
Herp: "Good."

by dodomypurplebunny July 30, 2011

cum monger

Someone who lives to suck men dry and lap up every last drop of cum and will never let any touch the floor

Nigga 1 " Damn nigga I was with dis skeez last night and she be a fiend for the jizz."

Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."

Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."

by Hooligans CG November 13, 2015

White monster

a flavour of energy drink most commonly consumed by bottoms

P1: "Whatcha drinking?"
P2: "A white monster."
P1: "Oh I see ;)"

by fuckfacegayboy December 22, 2022

throat yogurt monster

in short, a cum guzzler

JACKIE! YOU'RE A WHORE. YOU THROAT YOGURT MONSTER

by biganne00 December 7, 2010

monster

A penis which is inordinately large in either length or girth or both.

At Jimmy's party last night, I hooked up with Paul who had an absolute monster. I didn't think it would fit, but I found some lube and condoms in Jimmy's sister's nightstand. The condom didn't fit, but with the lube, we worked him in. I think my hymen must not have been completely gone because I bled more than I did last year when I lost my virginity at the junior high graduation party.

by BRD September 6, 2005

Monster Man

This is the description of a man who behaves like a monster and who has trouble socialising with other humans. These individuals often reside in the Midlands area of England, but are also found in towns on the North West of England.

Nigel: That guy over there looks mental, he is giving me dirty looks and is making crazy noises that are quite scary.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.

by Paul Fleming July 11, 2006

Vagina Monster

A creature that has a voice like Samuel Jackson (mutha fucka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. He has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a A-shirt with both kinds of "gravy stains." He has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the asshole of a 7 year old. He has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. He is also a lousy retard. It is unclear if this means he is bad at being retarded or just retarded to the point of inactivity.

"Dude, I think that chick gave me crabs last night!" "No, man, I think her vagina monster did one hell of a number on you!"

by Joey the fish July 7, 2008