Matthew Batzar

Matthew Hayden Batzar is known by all as the best and most superior human being on planet earth. He is the most handsome and perfect person and you should be his friend because of how cool he is.

Matthew Batzar is the coolest kid in school.

by Mafiofu45367 December 29, 2018

matthew gordon

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is

Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best

by Roburmum June 28, 2018

Matthew Honan

Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.

Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy

by Depressed big boi August 23, 2018

Matthew Brennan

Someone that thinks they are always right and never admits they are/were wrong.

Person 1: I think that film was bad
Matthew Brennan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS AMAZING *pulls out knife* AGREE WITH ME! SAY IT WAS AMAZING
Person 1: Just in my opinion it was quite boring
Matthew Brennan : YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FILMS ARE AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FILMS AND YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN FILMS EVER! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE LIKE ME? ALWAYS RIGHT!

by Matthew Brennan June 9, 2018

Matthew Thomason

A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.

Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.

by evillweevil July 13, 2019

Twisted Matthew

Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.

"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"

by Dr. Honeybear November 27, 2019

matthew treffers

A Matthew Treffers is a one in a million guy. He will care for you and will love you with everything his got. If you got a Matthew Treffers in your life don’t let him go you will never find one again. With his warm smile and caring heart he really is a special guy.

Is that your guy?!

Ya! It’s Matthew Treffers, he’s the best!!

by M_ichaelia85 March 21, 2019