Matthew Gerdes

a Failure And a Potato

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato

by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019

matthew furman

A little bitch head that thinks he is superior to the rest however his 3inch pp doesn’t say the same. He has a kind nature however he sometimes lets drugs and alcohol take over and change who he is. He is unsure how to keep a relationship and usually allows feelings for others to get in the way. We don’t like Matthews like this Matthew.

We wish Matthew nothing but success in the future and hope we finds himself on this journey ahead.

To all the Matthews, stay safe and healthy!!

“Hi Matthew Furman. I like you”

“Sorry that can’t happen in drowning in hoes and bitches”

by The lil boy 7 July 9, 2020

Matthew Batzar

Matthew Hayden Batzar is known by all as the best and most superior human being on planet earth. He is the most handsome and perfect person and you should be his friend because of how cool he is.

Matthew Batzar is the coolest kid in school.

by Mafiofu45367 December 29, 2018

Matthew Cederbloom

A person you meet unexpectedly in your life that acts gay but claims to not be, even though his girlfriend claims to be a cover-up.

That man acted like a Matthew cederbloom.

by TrojanCommunity August 15, 2022

Ruby Matthews

Nicer than you might think

She acts mean but she's actually a Ruby Matthews

by Definitely not Ass Man November 30, 2021

Matthew With A Sweater

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.

That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.

by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022

Matthew Honan

Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.

Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy

by Depressed big boi August 23, 2018