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literally

Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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Literally

a word with no meaning in today's USA.
Person 1: I am literally going to have a stroke if I see another tweet about fake news.
Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911?

Person 1: Why would you call 911?
by DatJewishkid July 6, 2017
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Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.
"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
by Gran Torino December 19, 2009
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little-girl zoned

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.
Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!
by iEatSpam December 7, 2017
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Little Munchie

A crazy, procrastinating little bastard that loves weed, acid, and shrooms.
"Damn it Little Munchie! Why didn't you save any weed for me?"
by PCBPCBPCB May 5, 2009
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litchtra

Is Secretly a murder that is obsessed with bunnies/rabbits
by A_obsessedFnaFan May 20, 2021
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