portuguese lobster boat

Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.

Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...

by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016

Spunk-Lobbing

Competitive Masturbation

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy

by Dessy C July 20, 2016

red lobster

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)

he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!

by mein leben February 8, 2017

lint lobster

Slang for a southern person in Upstate New York.

"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"

by Zobbidobbi December 28, 2017

dill lobe

1) a dear friend that you love but does absolutely idiotic things
2) the floppy bit of a penis

Mate you are an absolute fucking dill lobe

by Granny butt plugs January 12, 2018

Makayla Lobianco

A gorgeous and funny girl. Amazing and sweet but also can get in your face. Don’t start a fight with her if you want to get out alive.

Makayla Lobianco is my best friend

by Saltyknlwkt May 8, 2018

Versace lobby

In freestyle skiing, the Versace lobby immediately follows the part of the jump landing known as the Gucci plateau. It is essentially flat ground.

In pop culture, the Versace lobby is used to describe a state of extreme intoxication.

“Dude, that guy just went so big dude, he totally touched down in the Versace lobby! I’m surprised he actually landed that.”

“Yo my mans is in the lobby right now, he’s gonna have a rough afternoon.”

by Esquepaed March 24, 2019