Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023

Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman

That Pedo is a Lanky Knob

by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024

cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family

looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children

by jadell telly January 25, 2025

Knob Stick

Crazy person activated by the phrase "Knob stick".

"Knob stick"

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeeeeethhhh fleflefleflelfe"

"Help!"

by Ocar1 May 29, 2022

Knob fishing

When a girl asks for dick pics in return for her nudes but, instead does not send her nudes.

Chloe is knob fishing.
She is a knob fisher

by Tman654 December 21, 2018

knob

Someone who ignores every possible nice response he could give and gives the dickhead response... ie: Mark Barlow

oh what a surprise. Mark's being a knob again.

by Weeeena May 29, 2018

what knobs

Old Fashion Assortments used to place on coffee tables; Such as ceramic praying hands, incense Holders, ash trays, sport trophies, flower vase, etc.

Don't knock my what Knobs off the table or you getting a whooping

by IncredibleC June 22, 2024