Keylin

Type girl who’s hard to be herself around others. Doesn’t trust many people but once you gain her trust you’ll be surprised. She’s one of the girls that are fun to be around once you know her she’ll make you feel better at your worse. Very smart but doesn’t really like to show it. Keylin’s are also very very beautiful. A girl with big dreams no one knows about. She can make anyone fall for her without even trying because that’s just her personality. She can be very mean if you try her . Don’t argue with Keylin’s because they’ll think of whole story of why you should stfu. Keylin’s are very rare but if you ever find one in your life keep them in your nice side and don’t loose her trust.

Caden: Yoo your girl is a dimond
Hayden: I know that’s my Keylin
Caden: That’s a keeper bro

Hayden: I know 🤤

by Realityxoxo August 27, 2018

Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.

Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.

by Stormsy March 25, 2017

Team Beta Keys

A team of kids that take over little places, taking them over one at a time. Often unexpected, and it's nearly impossible to figure out it's them till after their damage has been done. Like a virus, but a little less evil. Originally took over an online radio station. Made the radio stations history books, that's for sure.

Person 1: Woah, what does lawlz mean?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 3: Doesn't Team Beta Keys use that?
All 3: Oh crap

by Kassie623 July 16, 2006

keys cow

Actually translates to mga susi baka in filipino (several sussy bakas), rather than susi baka (if translated word for word that is). However google translate is bad and only works for keys cow rather than key cow

Random guy who does a little trolling: translate keys cow to filipino lolll
Filipino: that isn't funny because actually you're saying there's several sussy bakas and this is private chat so you are key cow too

by Lance0 September 3, 2021

Keyboard Smash

Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.

---: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug

I do not have words for this. I just. No words.

. . . apart from this was PERFECT!

---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!

by gdkitty July 28, 2011

Keyboard Steamer

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009

Keyboard Smoothie

Adj.

First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.

Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?

by Rychotech November 4, 2011