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Julian Casablancas

Although it may sound pathetically corny, Julian Casablancas is the man who saved my life. After 7 years of being a herion addict I didn't care if I lived or died. I didn't care about anything other than my dope. Then I saw the video for "Someday" and suddenly I cared about something else... Julian. His voice and his eyes managed to penetrate the thick concrete wall I built up around my soul and now I've finally found a reason to get clean. So I can save up some money to go to New York to meet him in person and thank him for existing and giving me a reason to want to go on living.
I owe Julian my life and I love him.
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A man with the tiniest unsurcumsized penis with built up a Smegma always wears a red sweatshirt and has googley eyes and loves lebron
Julian: sorry it was hard to fuck with my small smegma filled cock

Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway

Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
Julian ruiz by SwankyDick February 1, 2017

Julian Casablancas

Julian is the vocalist, songwriter, and frontman of the NYC band, The Strokes. He drinks, smokes, does drugs, is witty, intelligent, and very hot. His voice is low and raspy and one of the best voices in music I have ever heard. He is hardworking at what he does, and stresses on the importance of never, ever thinking you're the best, for that is your downfall. Keep up the good work, Julian.
Julian chucked the microphone stand across the set, banged into Albert and Nick, and probably broke the microphone during the "Last Night" video.

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Jules is literally sex on legs. He is absolutely gorgeous with the best voice in rock. He is the lead singer of the Strokes, who are the best. Everything about him is great, his eyes, nose, voice, clothes, everything!
Wow, Julian, you are a great kisser

Oh right, 12.51 was the time we first met, ah.....
Juliana, often shortened to Jules is an amazing girl. She’s kinda nerdy, but that’s not bad. She’s is deeply caring, and loves Jesus. She’s someone you could trust with your life. She has problems of her own, but won’t dump them on you unless you are okay with them. She is very intelligent and creative, but doesn’t think she’s better than you for that. She looks amazing, but you won’t notice that for how much you love her personality. She is funny without being crude or hurting other people’s feelings. She’s one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet, and she will change your life for the better.
Juliana is one of my best friends
Juliana by Anonymous for fun September 5, 2021

Julian Casablancas

Lead singer and music & lyrics composer for New York City band (and "my babies"), The Strokes. My words won't do justice to Julian's goodness, but, bah, let's try:
He is incredibly beautiful, but not only with looks; his attitude is 'a la fois' "fuck off" and "give me a hug, im hammered as hell"
ah, jules, i would streak down broadway to have the chance to meet that absloute SWEETHEART.
Julian Casablancas went over to the side of the stage where Nick was performing his solo, and gave him a huge kiss on the cheek; SPREAD THE LOVE!
Julian Casablancas by nasty January 3, 2004

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those lips, that hair, those eyes, THAT VOICE!!!! the lead singer for the new york band the strokes
he is an amazingly talented young man
julian casablancas by tiny terror January 7, 2004