January 1st

National toe sucking day

People will celebrate the new year by sucking someone's toes.

Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.

by spicy quacamole December 31, 2019

January the Third

Sarges Birthday.

A believer of Yetis

Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.

Pretty awesome soul.

Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂

January the third? Probably the most holy of days in Boston aside from Tom Bradys birthday

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2020

january nineth

give a girl ur hoodie today! I DONT MAKE THE RULES!

hey yo it’s january nineth you gotta give that girl ur hoodie

by ****ur****mom**** January 8, 2020

january 15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA REILLY!!!!!! you are so amazing smart and pretty don't let no guy hurt you. boys you need to get with this girl she goes to sturgeon and is super amazing and i wish she loved me but she prolly don't. plz don't let her slip from your grasp. she wants to be a photographer, and she likes makeup every now and then,and her favorite color is green. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA I LOVE YOU~collin ingrassia

guy 1: damn bro shes fire in bed have you had her?
me: dont talk about her like that.
bro 1: she was born on January 15

by collin_ingrassia January 9, 2020

January 13

The day you have to ask out your crush and when and if they say no tell them they have to give you a chance because it is January 13

One person: Did Charlie ask out Hayden?
Another person: yes didn’t you hear it Is

January 13 !✌️

by ~Lilly Wooten January 12, 2020

January 15th

send a scandalous picture day :)

hey babe did you know today was January 15th?

Oh snap I'm on it ;)

by boppinpoppin January 15, 2020

January 23

National Jorongo/Sarape day

Today is the day you wear your Jorongo to school/work. A jorongo is a Mexican poncho.

Guy 1: Why are you wearing that?
Guy 2: Don’t you know? Today is January 23

by Arriba las Chivas January 23, 2020