indian-teller

its someone begins to tell you an important idea, but then takes it back and doesn't tell you at all.

which makes them a douche.

Rob: did i tell you about that thing that i did last night with Gale??
Lindsay: noo, tell mee!
Rob: uhm. well...
nevermind, just kidding.i cant tell you.

Lindsay: wtf?! yoursuch an indian-teller

by waka waka dingdong February 26, 2011

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Indian Driver

A totally respectable person, otherwise a lunatic driver who is not outside the cultural norm. Driving on either side of the road is optional. Tooting the horn is compulsory, and death shall have no dominion! Be driven in India and die of fright!

You may find an Indian Driver in Delhi, New Delhi, Varanasi, Lumbini. Sarnath, Nalanda. At Kushinagar, Kathmandu, Pokhara you might find a saner variety, known as a Napali! Buddha bless Nepal!

by Davedavies October 2, 2013

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Indian Slapshot

The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneously ejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.

Guy1: Last night, I gave (female) an Indian Slapshot.

Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?

Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.

Guy2: That was an awful pun...

by Quaq October 9, 2013

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