Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.
"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
Get the Grassmug. An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.
by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020
Get the grass in the pocketmug. A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.
This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024
Get the touch grassmug. by ThatAsianGuy420 December 20, 2022
Get the Grassmug. Someone who sticks out more than everyone else. You don’t want to be this person when the lawnmower is coming towards you.
by Imalostcause May 27, 2022
Get the Tall blade of grassmug. by The.best.around October 17, 2017
Get the grass ass homiemug.