a poorly lead army. bad leadership,morale and lack of arms and the fact they are french led to thier loss in both world wars. alot of funny jokes are many about them like "a french tank (which are usally renaults which = shit) has 7 gears 1 forward 6 reverse, or "hes about as a reliable as a french torpedo bomber" after WW2 they made nukes to look big today they still are ones of the least reliable armies.
aussie solider(in trench): oi mate whos covering us??
his mate: french army....
damn were gone get the blokes to cover us those frenchies got no hope in hell
or.....
damn boy u go more backward then a frech tank commander
his mate: french army....
damn were gone get the blokes to cover us those frenchies got no hope in hell
or.....
damn boy u go more backward then a frech tank commander
by 208acu April 01, 2008
"John why does it reek of coffee near your computer?" "I just watched some porn and gave myself a nice french roast."
by Epik5 October 24, 2011
The act of swaping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend. Try french dip w/side of au jus where you use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon for an extra nicotine buzz.
After meeting Mary Jo at the local smoke smoke shop where she bought a pouch of "Chattanooga Chew", Johnny invited Mary Jo to his hay loft for a french dip. Mary Jo responded with "Can I have extra au jus on the side"?
by Buttwheat August 19, 2009
When a male person has fellatio (a blowjob) performed on him by another person, particularly when it involves gay sex.
by Spike N Power March 25, 2010
1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.
2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.
2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.
by Jay Beebz & Bee Zobz January 21, 2011
A guy goes to the bathroom, leaves the seat up and doesn't flush the toilet.
Then a girl goes to the bathroom, and without really looking or thinking, sits down on the open toilet seat.
Since the seat was left up, she falls in. Her labia "dip" into the dirty toilet water, and as they do, she exclaims, "Au Jus serious!?!"
Thus: the french dip
Then a girl goes to the bathroom, and without really looking or thinking, sits down on the open toilet seat.
Since the seat was left up, she falls in. Her labia "dip" into the dirty toilet water, and as they do, she exclaims, "Au Jus serious!?!"
Thus: the french dip
The Situation had just peed in the toilet and he left the seat up. Snooki was drunk and she went into the bathroom for a pee. She fell into the toilet, and she french dipped into the dirty toilet water.
by PteroDactylMullets February 03, 2011
The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.
by MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT CUNT February 22, 2018