idiot mark

The name that is often given to a tattoo that an inked individual later regrets in life. An idiot mark is also something one does that leaves a permanent mark, scar, or disfigurement such as caused by setting themselves on fire with a flame thrower, or doing the eraser challenge.

(My grandfather speaking) You know what this is pointing to arm ? This is my idiot mark. I got it while I was in the Navy and I've regretted it ever since.

( Parent to child ) I've warned you about the eraser challenge, and now you'll have a permanent idiot mark for the rest of your life.

by Daniel H. B. February 7, 2018

Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

Idiot Party

a Party Consisting Of Only Idiots

Hey look over there you cock sucking son of a bitch.

What is it you Piece of Shit?

Theres an Idiot party at that house.

Cool, I love Tables.

by That_Guy_With_A_Really_Long_Na December 28, 2009

the forum idiot

seems to think freedom of speach is a licence to write whatever old nonsense he or she likes, yet doesnt grant this luxury to anyone who dares disagree with them. Harbours some pretty abhorrent views on minorities, but usually stops short of actually admiting their true feelings. Gets incredibly angry when reading sensationalised tabloid headlines, believes everything they have ever been told by anyone. Trys to end debates with "well thats your view!!!!!", probably punctuates posts with an insane amount of smilies

arrrgghh! I saw a muslim (well he looked muslim :-) :-( ) park in a disabled bay today, with his bleedin boyfriend!!!!!!! :-()()()()( :-xxxx I DONT KNOW WHY WE DONT JUST GO AND LIVE IN RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!! the forum idiot

by baggadagger44444 March 25, 2010

idiot mark

When the rifle scope hits your nose or eye and leaves the idiot mark FOREVER

when you're first learning to use a gun, so you hold it wrong and break your own nose from holding it wrong. the idiot mark is the dent in your face from the gun hitting it

by slingshotmeow May 19, 2018

Idiotic people

Everybody is an idiotic person including the writer of this.

idiotic people: I AM AN IDIOITIC PERSON!!!

by Namedefinitionteller May 4, 2021

Bi-idiot

Someone who voted for Biden, typically believes that Biden is anti-racist despite all evidence pointing otherwise. Really only voted for Biden because "orange man bad". At most only knows 1 of Biden's policies.

Them: "I don't care if Joe made history for having the most executive orders in his first week. And I don't care that thousands and thousands of people lost their jobs because of him! Orange man bad! Dictator good!"

Any rational person: "You are just a Bi-idiot."

by Nevervoteblue February 19, 2021