Oy! I tried to give you a hug and all I got was this hand drenched in hog sap
"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"
"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"
by Idontmow July 16, 2025
Get the Hog sapmug. To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.
by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025
Get the Jab the Hogmug. Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.
by Thanks for playing July 7, 2015
Get the hogs goblinmug. The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 3, 2025
Get the frosty hogmug. A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.
1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.
2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
by SDIII April 26, 2019
Get the Hog Taggingmug. “Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”
by FudgePacker44 July 22, 2023
Get the Hog-Lovermug. Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.
When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.
by zombieman132 October 18, 2013
Get the xp hogmug.