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Frag Hags

Frag Hags are a group of women obsessed with perfumes, and spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week posting about it on various internet fragrance forums such as makeupalley. They frequently brag about their obscenely huge collections, and swap decants that have been watered down with urine. Frag Hags pretend to be sophisticated Jane Austen-type heroines, however most are fat, middle aged, frumpy housewives with a PHD (Plain Highschool Diploma). They guard their perfume forums fiercely, and most newcomers are immediately pegged as trolls and kicked off the perfume boards with some 'troll spray'.
How can those Frag Hags spend 24/7 posting about Serge Lutens on mua?

The Frag Hags have clearly drunk too much perfume and their brains have become addled.
by Sillage July 28, 2006
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hagger

A young male that is attracted too and dates older women.
Ralph is 17 but dates a 60 year old, he must be a hagger.
by cervic November 25, 2010
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haglabah

A made up language for the purpose of subtitling text over in English when you can't remember your lines.
Haglabah glabaraha flaglabah hagagugla!
by mugworp June 8, 2003
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Hagen Das

Our leader next to the Sung Bung.He has slayed many a facist I.H.M. slave driver during his time in the rebellion. Hopefully he will lead us off the island of Aloysius soon so we can escape The Dimick.
Come comrades! Hagen Das is leading us to the promised land!
by mike May 15, 2004
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Haggle

Mr Eddins, the haggle of harpists you requested has arrived.
by Boobychuk November 20, 2009
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Hagan

A guy who is small in every way possible. Someone that his friends make fun off for being small. A smart boy but very cocky and that's why he does not have many friends.
Hagan is small, smart but a little lonely.
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Haggis stroking

Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.
Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!
by Ligier December 28, 2007
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