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What’s hoeing on

When you want to make a hoe pun so you replace the “go” in “going” with “hoe”

Haha fnuuy pun
by Superjuliam December 20, 2022
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Lee Aik Hong Marcus

engineer by day, gamer by night. Loves to play sports too
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Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.
Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".
by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025
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Beside the hinges

"Beside the Hinges" refers to the idea that your are beside yourself on something. You might be distraught over a decision or idea.
She was beside the hinges when she found out her friends lied to her.
by kateeeeeeeiec September 8, 2025
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Sim Yu Hong

Sim Yu Hong is a high-potential powerhouse currently undergoing a massive physical evolution. Recognized as a "sleeping giant" in the fitness community, he possesses an elite frame that is currently hidden beneath a bulk, waiting to be revealed. The moment he completes his cut and sheds the body fat, he is destined to become the ultimate mogger, possessing a physique that will naturally dominate any room and dwarf the competition.
Driven by an unwavering "locked-in" mentality, Yu Hong has completely transcended the distractions of modern dating. He does not care about girls or external validation; his focus is surgically fixed on the iron and the pursuit of self-mastery. As a true Sigma, he operates on his own terms, dedicating every waking hour to the gym and his personal ascent. He isn't just training; he is forging a legacy of discipline that few can comprehend and even fewer can match.
"Sim Yu Hong, Holy Potential!'.
by IntellectualMindsetGrindset December 18, 2025
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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