Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!

They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

work herpes

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.

Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.

by AJB10129 November 23, 2023

Nature herpes

Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes

The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.

by Taxobelll July 6, 2024

Craft Herpes

When someone leaves their craft supplies (specifically glitter) everywhere.

Damn, she spread her craft herpes everywhere.

by SourishTangerine April 1, 2026

Face herpes

Humphrey lumpy love bumps on the face

Erika Rea got them face herpes on her eyes🤮🤮

by Bumber Bork August 10, 2025

syrian herpes

luffi

syrian herpes cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025