grifter

Noun - A person who shits his/her own pants, and sits in it all day.

Sally shit her pants. That grifter is stinking up the whole room!

by Texan_Pride May 6, 2017

Griffin

A small but large faggot. Usually with ugly face, his cock is no longer than 3 inches at most.

Girlfriend: your dick is small your a griffin

by Bill_Roberts67876 October 6, 2015

Griffin's Law

1. Buy high, Sell low

2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.

I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.

Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.

by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010

El Griff

Loves to play super smash bros for the nintendo 64. Will often masturbate to the thought of kirby and spends countless paychecks on nintendo game controllors. Has a very hot milf of a mom named Sharol that all of his friends make very sexual raps about.

Hey does anyone live in that house?

Yea thats El Griffs, he smashes way too much.

El Griff...? Ohh Yeah, didnt his mom used to be a pornstar?

Yea I would I would get sooooo niice on Sharol.

by Samus drops bombs November 18, 2009

Lift Gift

Releasing a stenchy fart into a lift or elevator, then leaving so the next person who enters can receive and enjoy the full guffy experience.

Upon seeing a work colleague leave a lift: "Let it clear. Jeff always leaves a Lift Gift in there."

by seaneeboy May 6, 2014

Amazon Giftcard

A form of flirting in the 21st century. You send your crush an Amazon giftcard, where they can purchase anything their heart desires. It is particularly effective for courting millennials.

Dude 1: Bro idk how to get this girl's attention
Dude 2: Have you tried sending her an Amazon giftcard? Works every time, no girl would ever deny a guy a date after receiving one

by teeenerr October 12, 2017

Hockey Stick Gift

A Hockey Stick Gift is a gift given another that is really a present that the giver wants for him/herself.... typically given to another family member. Not unlike a "Chipmunck Gift," but one that is really coveted by the giver.

"Bobby gave Mom a Hockey Stick Gift for the holidays.... he gave her that train set he's been wanting all year..."

by puttycake December 17, 2009