Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

Goonbump

A "Goonbump' is another word for a Herpes blister

The goonbumps hurt a lot today

by Sir Mr moo June 27, 2025

Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.

John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.

by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

Goonathon

Gooning for a long variation of time with time being added on or just for a set amount (similar to a subathon) and finally climaxing when the time is up.

Eric decided to go on a goonathon that lasted the entire weekend before finally finishing on Monday.

by Zawgth the 3rd July 22, 2025

Goonathon

Gooning for a long variation of time with time being added on or just for a set amount (similar to a subathon) and finally climaxing when the time is up.

Eric did a goonathon that lasted the entire weekend until he eventually finished on Monday.

by Zawgth the 3rd July 22, 2025

Goon

1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.

2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.

1. While watching porn I gooned for hours.

2. Joe hired his goons to attack his enemy.

by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025

Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.

Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!

by dylf2025 July 27, 2025