goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking

ohmangoddamn, shaniqua gave me the goofy goober

by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017

Morning Glory

To wake up and then have a bacon & egg sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. The cure for a weary morning.

"I'm still tired"
"You need a morning glory."

by fastcatmiles January 6, 2014

gooby

Vaginal secretions; usually pasty white and the consistency of mucus.

When Louise went to wipe herself after urination, she was mildly surprised to find a large glob of gooby dangling from womanhood.

by T.Holli May 12, 2006

Gloryfield

When two guys are doing a girl, one in the back and the other is getting a bj while out in a pasture. Upon climax, the men moo.

Zack: Dude! Wasn't it fun doing a gloryfield last night with that one ho? mooooo
Matt: Let's pretend it never happened

by Biffer January 6, 2009

Glory skeet

to jackoff and skeet at someone through a glory hole.

ever take a notion to glory skeet.

by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2009

Gooey Butter Face

A girl from St. Louis, Missouri who has a great body but not a face to match.

She's from the STL, has a banging body.. butter face. Definitely a "gooey butter face."

by Tateness January 17, 2011

Goofy

A Disney character that was created in 1932. He is a dog that where's a Green Hat, Orange Shirt, Brown Vest, And Blue Pants. His name describes his personality, but somehow, he's the only one of the "Mickey Gang" who actually has a child of his own, meaning he actually got Laid.

"Hey, What's that one tall dog dude from Disney that acts like an Idiot?"
"Oh, That's Goofy, and he's not an Idiot, that nigga got laid, dude!"

by some wumbo June 17, 2018