Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.

Not your average goon, a goblin goon

by JackCheeze April 21, 2025

Moral Goon Sesh

An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn

“No JaidenAnimations porn at the moral goon sesh)

by RaindropsOnSkin November 22, 2024

Time-Gooning

The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.

Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.

by MoistureGorilla January 13, 2025

Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

Goon Splash

Goon splash is the slang term of the male ejaculate/semen. Usually an exaggeration of a normal/human-like amount.

“i goon splashed all over her face, man. It was like the floors of Alaskan countryside!”

by JBGoonBox September 16, 2025

Goon

Alex

Alex is a fucking goon.

by Stonedbagel420 May 7, 2019

Goon Cocoon

Another word for goon cave.

Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.

I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.

by OilySaltine February 9, 2024