dont give a cunt suck

1) impartial to having sex with a colleague
2) lack of interest in others problems

Sams Boss - "Sam its come to our attention that are you slamming the office jr, this behaviour is not accepted."

Sam - "na, dont give a cunt suck mate, I intend to continue slamming her."

Ryans neighbour - "your front lawn looks like shit"

Ryan - "I really dont give a cunt suck aye."

by duneidn dayman February 21, 2010

Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"

I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!

by Black Bowler October 7, 2010

give him to me ugh

something that a red ferret says in a fucking children's movie (the ugh is a moan)

guy 1: did you hear that ferret say "give him to me ugh" in that children's movie
guy 2: yeah what the fuck is up with that.

by RED FERRET May 11, 2021

Give her 40 quid

Giving her forty quid is one of the meanest ways of dumping stupid Welsh girls, or generally enabling a woman to get the hell out of your house, life, and mind.

Man to friend:
"She's doing my head in."
Friend:
"Give her 40 quid"
Man goes to missus, flings 2 £20 notes in her general direction: "Here's forty quid. Put that in your petrol tank, and fuck off back to Cardiff"

by GiverOf40Quid June 16, 2013

Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.

Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."

by Dougboyisms June 9, 2013

Give my balls a heada

A discrete way of saying 'suck me off' or 'suck my dick'.

"Hey bby, wanna come give my balls a heada"

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016

Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks

by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019