feminine-funny

(adj) A type of joke or personality that relies on being made fun of, rather than actually being funny (via cleverness or irony). A tactic most prominently used by typical females in any 'joke' other than pee pee jokes± or insults.

Becky: I was cleaning my house and I had a bucket filled with water; then I started to mop the floor but the bucket didn't have any detergent in it lol

Jermaine: Wow ok, that joke is very feminine-funny. If I laugh or even snicker at that I'd be enabling you to continue to tell these terrible stories that you consider to be jokes, but I won't.

by thejumbalia November 2, 2012

Funky Monkey

Nasty sexual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner's asshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. Yummies!

I've been tossing my girl's salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the Funky Monkey.

by billclay October 6, 2009

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

funky butt

The fetid, unwashed buttcrack of someone, usually an overweight black female. First used in a Hustler Magazine cartoon, circa 1979.

Lawdy Latisha, didn't you wash yo funky butt befo' leavin' da house?

by NotSteve September 10, 2006

funny things

things that are funny.
obviously.

Person 1: "HEY, LOOK AT THAT!"
Person 2: "HAHAHAHA. THAT IS A FUNNY THING"
Person 1: "Yes. Funny things are things that you laugh at because they are funny"

by The Real Jessa May 8, 2007

Funky monkey

a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.

You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?

by thebigtuft November 19, 2011

funky dunky

A condom that is flavoured and/or brightly coloured.

Britney wouldn't let me fuck her coz i didn't have a funky dunky with me.

by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003