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Fisting

Wow those kids are fisting
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Fishing

Implies youre for compliments
Does it look like I'm fishing...
by Armeni87 September 10, 2019
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fishing tackle

What you hafta do if da finned creature you hook is so big dat you cannot simply reel it in normally, and so you are obliged to "get physical" in subduing it once you land it onto the shore.
Catching a tuna or marlin may involve a major fishing tackle, but if you snag a large flying fish, you may hafta resort to a "flying tackle" to get it into your larder.
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
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Fisting

The act of putting ones fist into another’s asshole/ vajayjay.
It take a lot of lube and patience.
“Did you hear Greg fisted Billy last night! His hole was gaping!!” Georgie exclaimed, Suzy tilted her head “Whats fisting?” She asked. Georgie rolled his eyes “Shoving a fist up an ass!”
by Boiyougotmehelpless January 29, 2020
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firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
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Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.
Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!
by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020
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Fishing

When you bend over and get fisted elbow deep by two other men at the same time
You: “Hey bro! Want to do some fishing?”
Person: “Yes man. Ill be over in afew minutes. Make sure you let Jimmy know were going fishing
by AssBlasterMaster April 13, 2020
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