A name given to a very specific individual who lives off a trust fund while leaching off of his peers. Often very lazy, impotent, vulgar, disrespectful to his parents, narcissistic, trash talker and in most cases drugs his victims while he films incognito. Fester (s) are generally socially awkward and practice many forms of gas-lighting, cyber stalking, crimen injura , cyber theft, industrial espionage, colluding, rape , inter-species inter-course, racist , double standards, hypocrite and take the cake as an uber goffel. A Fester is generally accompanied with his bucket bunny aka Ta mi or " Tam" for short, who takes on the task as the Fester's right hand ( juntu/slut).
A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.
A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.
Look at that lazy fester fuck.
Oh fuck off fester!
Dude Fester fucked a duck!
Better stay clear of any of those fester types.
Oh fuck off fester!
Dude Fester fucked a duck!
Better stay clear of any of those fester types.
by Bottombait October 10, 2022
Get the Fester mug.“Yooo the festies are kickin my ass, i just ate 3 Bacon Egg n Cheese w Avocados and a glizzy” -Steven Skylar Sable
by Dykey Buttcrack November 22, 2022
Get the Festies mug.a "feit faen" or otherwise reffered to as a "Fat fuck" is a person whom is extremely lazy and annoying. All they do is sit on their fat ass and expect other people to do everything for them. If you ever encounter a Feit faen you should call them a Feit faen and not help them.
Random person: Hello have you seen Per? I think he needs something to eat
Me: No, but hes a feit faen, dont do what he says
Random person: Ok i will not
Me: No, but hes a feit faen, dont do what he says
Random person: Ok i will not
by MongoPongo May 23, 2023
Get the Feit faen mug.
by Mr. Mcsleaze July 27, 2024
Get the festering sleaze mug.by angel763211 September 18, 2023
Get the feisty latina mug.by totallynotfeitono September 20, 2023
Get the feitono mug.