wastey face

adj- the state of being drunk or clearly intoxicated

noun- one who is prone to being drunk or intoxicated

1) To start Bucknell's House Party Weekend early, we are going wastey faced to all our classes on Friday!!!

2) When I'm a senior my life will be worthless and I'll just be another wastey face.

by yeaaaaaaaaaah April 21, 2006

egg on your face

To be extremely embarrassed. Usually the embarassment is the result of one's own actions. Not sure of the origin, but it may come from when clowns are at a circus and they have eggs thrown at them because of their goofy acts or when actors had eggs thrown at them performing in plays a couple of centuries ago.

"I am sure you still have egg on your face after causing a scene in the mall and later finding out that your boyfriend was in the mall with his neice from Chicago instead of another girl".

by VaNellie September 28, 2005

Jane Face

The face a stripper makes to convey potential orgasm. Faked sex faces, for show.

That stripper needs to work on her Jane Face, she looks constipated.

by November May 16, 2005

Pineapple Face

A person who has bad acne or has bad acne scarring, especially if they also have sticking up hair. This is a particularly rude insult when directed at an Asian, a Hawaiian or a Pacific Islander.

Whoa, look at Pineapple Face. Someone lost a fight with acne.

by PMax March 10, 2008

Twat Face

a moderator in a group who has dictator-like qualities. they often ban active members who disagree with the mod's point of view. they delete entries at will, thus denying the people of our freedom of speech.known to have no sense of humor, they insist that everyone use proper 'netiquette' and micro-manage every aspect of a once-fun group. Twat Face is the ultimate fun killer.

We cannot have any fun in the group now that Barb the Twat Face has taken over!

by da trick biatch October 9, 2006

north face

the status symbol of suburban teens. commonly worn by females with ugg boots and sweat pants. though they claim "it's comfortable" common male side effects include: hyphema, eye herpes, glaucoma, corneal abrasion, and projectile vomiting.

Staci's mom got her a North Face and Ugg boots so she would fit in with her friends and always be a virgin.

by Cooter Punch January 28, 2008

Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006