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Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014
mugGet the Puerto Rican tax returnmug.

abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.
I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
mugGet the abuse taxmug.

Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.
Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.
by Finance guy October 9, 2012
mugGet the Tax-Loss Harvestingmug.

fanum tax

The slang term "Fanum tax" is a form of tax that is set into motion when a person purchases an edible item. The persons friend will then tax a percentage of their food (take it against there will). It was made popular by the person known as "Kai cenat".
I just purchased a cheese burger... i hope no one tries to fanum tax me...
by Fanum tax November 8, 2023
mugGet the fanum taxmug.

Fanum tax

The act of taking a portion of food from a friend.
by Skib1d1sigma69420 July 1, 2024
mugGet the Fanum taxmug.

JC Tax

The unwritten rule where a friend, when in close proximity, is entitled to a small portion or "tax" of whatever you are currently eating or drinking.
Oh here comes JC, he is definitely going to give me the JC Tax on my goldfish.
by Kwizzzzzz October 6, 2024
mugGet the JC Taxmug.
Stupid gen alpha slang that is mostly said by 3-12 year olds. If you say these please touch grass.
"I'M SO SKIBIDI GYATT FANUM TAX SIGMA!"

"Shut up.."
by NotAhumanOrAfish March 8, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi gyatt fanum tax sigmamug.

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