Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.
Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.
by THE_TRAIN July 2, 2011
Get the Poobatty-Footballmug. A game between friends where each take turns snatching the tails of furries, and running away as fast as possible. Some may keep the tails as trophies.
“You on for a game of flag football?”
“I’ll take the one with the green hair, you get the one with the blue.”
“I’ll take the one with the green hair, you get the one with the blue.”
by dah pay October 20, 2021
Get the Flag Footballmug. The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018
Get the fantasy footballmug. Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.
Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
Get the Fantasy Football Snakemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ginger Flavored Cocaine For Footballs<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Vincent Scorpio August 28, 2012
Get the Fanny footballmug. by Mannamedjeff May 15, 2022
Get the Footballmug.