Floridian

Someone who is a terrible driver.

"That damn Floridian just cut me off!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Floridian Firecracker

The act of putting a firecracker in the girl's asshole, then fucking her in the pussy.

"I gave your sister a Floridian Firecracker the other night, our bed caught on fire!"

by dantheman6392 May 14, 2009

Floridaphobia

Floridaphobia is when your scared of florida

I was diagnosed with floridaphobia

by Wisdom drip December 29, 2020

floridakilling

floridakilling is pipi caca xDDD

omg i just dropped a floridakilling in the toilets

by exulansism January 30, 2023

Floridorkian

Floridorkian is the Definition of a Person who resides in Florida and wears Socks with Flip-
Flops. (Flori-dork-ian)

Hey Jessica look at that girls feet, she is a total floridorkian!
feet Florida socks dork funny flip-flops

by Jolly Mangina February 4, 2015

Floridiculous

Events that occur in Florida that the rest of the planet views as ridiculous, but which Floridians experience as everyday reality.

At a wake in Miami, a dead woman was propped up in her favorite rocking chair wearing her old wedding gown. That is so Floridiculous!

by grovemeister May 30, 2014

Floribama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of shidding and farding into the female vagina and then performing sexual intercourse with said vagina full of bowel movements.

Gabe’s GF: “Let’s get Mexican Food for dinner, I’m in the mood for a Floribama Hot Pocket tonight.”

Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”

by SirBumBumMan March 2, 2019