In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.
Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”
Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020

Your worst ex! Doesn’t know how to act nor how to use his fingers! Is also seemingly dating his sister.
friend: do you have an ex named francisco?
you: yes! how did you know?
friend: let me take you to therapy!
you: yes! how did you know?
friend: let me take you to therapy!
by a traumatised ex January 3, 2024

That is the definition, of Trump.
Yay! That ugly ass bitch of an ex president that deserves everything bad that happens to him left the White House!
by hi caca January 20, 2021

by REALBIGSPEAKER October 3, 2023

by so do y’all talk June 11, 2023

by Mmist April 19, 2022

friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*
by aramdomperson January 21, 2018
