Eating a pear

Yet another term for masturbation.

Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.

by Teh Vesti sucks March 29, 2009

eat a dick

... back to the late sixties; Eat a dick; nice way of saying suck a dick.

Eat a dick, you polyester faced moron!

by JeffDillon December 31, 2016

eat shit

What poor people do.

Hobo Bob:Hey joe,look what I found!
Hobo Joe: Alright! Shit!
Hobo Bob:Let's eat shit

by Ren&Azi April 18, 2006

Eat and YEET

When you eat your meal and leave before paying the check, often involves RUNNING out the restaurant for extra ~effect~

The service was takes too long at McDonald’s so instead of paying we EAT AND YEET

by TRASHLEYGARBAGE August 27, 2018

Eating Disorder

1: Eating more than daily levels
2: Eating less than daily levels

1: Gluttony
2: Bulimia
that's Eating disorder fer u

by your best idiot April 18, 2010

eat a dick

the word is what it means, to literally go eat a dick

"hay how about you go eat a dick, you fuck face"

by WungJu May 8, 2003

eat shit

v.
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.

not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.

only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.

past tense: ate shit

i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.

by viciousk August 13, 2009