Douche

A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.

"God, he's such a douche."

by crazy_birch January 14, 2015

loaner douche

Calling someone a loaner douche is to imply that someone is a douche (or douchebag), but to an -extreme- degree. It means that the douche is SUCH a douche that they aren't even a FRESH douchebag. They are SUCH a horrible douche, that it seems as though they got the douche loaned to them from someone else who had already used it.... a nasty, disgusting -loaner- douche. It can also be used to agree with someone else being called a douche. This word is to be used with extreme caution, as only the most doucheyest of douches really deserve to be called a loaner douche. It first originated in Avon, IN amongst a group of friends.

"Dude, he's not just...like...a -normal- douche. He's a effing loaner douche."

Bob: "God, what a douche!"
Tom: "Loaner douche."
Bob: "Exactly."

by Alycia H. July 27, 2008

nerd-douche

A nerdy kid who thinks his intellect and opinions are superior to all others. In actuality, a nerd-douche is retarded and not smart at all. A nerd-douche also has no friends and no fun. Rather than party on a Friday night, the nerd-douche will elect to stay in and draw a map of a fictional place. Also, he probably got a 4.0 gpa in high school and works for the school radio.

Dude, that kid over there has his own blog.
What do you expect? He's a nerd-douche.

by claypris December 9, 2010

douchebag dad

fathers at sporting events that are overexuberant in expressing their emotions towards what is happening in the competition.

douchebag dad ran onto the field to celebrate with the team after a first down.

by eroc55 July 30, 2005

douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Your boss is a real douchebag!

by Burrito Brad September 1, 2008

W-Douche 40

Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40

Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.

by andy1 July 24, 2007

Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

by Stinky July 21, 2004