distanced

to break up a relationship.

Jim distanced from me yesterday. He said 'it was him not me' - I hate that line.

by kip seeks September 2, 2010

Disturbed Lemon

The act of forcefully inserting pieces of lemon up ones vagina.

Me: I heard Teena has a puckering pussy.
Your Mom: Yeah, I gave her a disturbed lemon.

by TelaTequeefta October 29, 2012

distance

the worst period of time in a friendship, relationship etc. When one person wants to dump the other they say that they want distance to get rid of them. Often causes a lot of pain and the feeling of heartbreak.

He said he wanted distance from me because he didn't like the way I acted.

by lmarig144103 April 22, 2018

distribution

A release of a software

All Linux distribution's suck, lets make a new one. Which is the reason why we have thousands of distro's

by nani jp September 6, 2018

chair-distance

When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.

John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.

by Hubba Bubba DA Chewing Gum July 27, 2007

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

by EZorLeche November 1, 2009

go for distance

An attempt, while ejaculating (cumming),
to fire one's seed as far as possible

I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002