look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong
by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016
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by Rejectedwiggle May 16, 2020
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by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022
Get the Ding Dong Dick mug.Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.
Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019
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Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
by ahnkhus February 6, 2022
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No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
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by Cali'dat May 20, 2018
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