Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012

Derpik

A deer that thrives in his natural habitat by playing nonstop COD.

Deer: Dude I was up all night playing call of duty in the newest update...
Trayvonne: It's obviously because you're a derpik

by Iliekdepoopsinlebut October 18, 2013

Derpman

Derpman is the only man with derp powers. He simply derps his enemies to death. One day Clark Wayne was walking down the street when he derped off a cliff into a vat of radioactive waste. He then get out cleaned himself and the derp god gave him derp powers.

Robber 1: were totally gonna rob this place!
Robber:2 Oh no! Its Derpman!
They shot eachother

by It's me, Derpman April 19, 2014

Derp Dissertation

Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.

Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!

by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015

derpatron

Derpatron stands for extremely Wimpy ass Derp.

Brady:Shan is such a Derpatron!

by BradySwagYolo June 6, 2016

Derycksexual

being attracted to Deryck Whibley (Bizzy D) the lead singer of successful band Sum 41. He got the name Bizzy D because "he gets bizzy" possibly due to the fact he lost his virginity at age 13. Many people find Deryck attractive and if you do, your Derycksexual.

person 1: "wanna date"
person 2: "no im Derycksexual
person 1: "oh..."
person 2: *goes home and listens 2 some Sum 41*

by Skumfuk4Life July 23, 2016

dereus

Dereus means he is a strong man who loves to help and loves people and can be over the The top but people still loves him he's not the best looking he but he's adverage. He tend to be sexual at times

Damn Dereus is cute

by Explainit2001 November 14, 2016