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death grinder

someone who goes to a club and forcefully grinds on any girl, knowing he won't get consent from them,
billy: oh dude, that guy is totally being a death grinder,
greg: yeah man she definitely didn't consent to that type of behaviour.
by pseudonym11 January 18, 2009
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Death toll rising rule

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.
Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...
by comedymedders October 28, 2010
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finger of death

A Dungeons and Dragons spell. Finger of death is a spell wizards and sorcerers can learn and cast as a level 6 spell and druids can cast a level 7 spell. It is cast on one living target, which has to make a fortitude saving throw or die immediately. Targets which make a successful fortitude save take 3d6 points of damage plus 1 point per level of the caster, up to 3d6 + 25. A target with a sufficiently low amount of hit points can die even if a successful fortitude save is made.
I'm having a lucky streak: the most difficult creature I encounter between resting periods always fails its fortitude save when I give it the finger of death :D
by Theos April 26, 2007
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DEATHBEAT

1. A beat played by a war drummer as troops march into battle, when the beat becomes a "charge" speed, it is a DEATHBEAT, signifying the approaching death of the enemy.
2. A thrash metal band from Seattle, WA
"Sound the DEATHBEAT"
by DEATHBEAT October 5, 2008
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deathbomb

the reverse of a jagerbomb where one shot of red bull is added to a short glass full of jagermeister.

side affects include vomiting, death or the penultimate... waking up next to a fat ugly whale.
real men drink deathbombs... especially when they're munting.
by Ice X March 21, 2009
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death dumpling

"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."
by exbouncer415 March 11, 2009
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death carl

Kill someone and then poop on there face
A: I'm gonna kill you and poop on your face!

B: Don't poop on my face.

C: That son of a bitch is gonna get a death carl!
by XmegasaxonX January 14, 2010
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