Dad-or-Creeper

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.

Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?

Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.

by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020

Lesbian Dad

A super protective lesbian who will throw hands with her gay son's boyfriend if her son gets hurt

"My lesbian dad is gonna flip when she figures out my boyfriend and I broke up..."

by Thatgaykid13 September 7, 2020

dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm

Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.

by Mo1996 October 7, 2020

dad meme

It's a meme that you have with your dad, or family in general

When I was a kid, I always put my head in the stair case, and my dad took picture of it, so that is now a dad meme

by Lauko October 16, 2023

dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023