Accidental Dragon

when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.

oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon

by brandy montezz July 6, 2009

The Drag Bunt

The act of finding a person in the open, holding your penis out as if it is a baseball bat; drag the penis along the person's face while running as fast away as possibe.

See that librarian reading that book? Im going to do The Drag Bunt so hard I will knock her glasses off.

by DudeNamedDiddy May 17, 2011

Pervy Draft

The gust of wind that (due to air pressure and wind outside your open window) blows your door open whilst you are in the middle of undressing, leading you to think that someone is undesirably entering while you change.

*Door creaks open*
"Don't come in, I'm naked! Gah I said stop it you... oh... you Pervy Draft"

by BrIeGd August 17, 2011

Grammar drama

A form of miscommunication between two people of different racial or language background. Normally caused by one person trying really hard to say something or ask a question in the other person's language and totally failing at it.

Samuel: Dude! what took you so long. I've been waiting over an hour for you.

Lawrence: I'm sorry, i just got caught in a major grammar drama with some Chinese dude needing directions.

by I_amRidonqulous December 22, 2012

Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.

-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"

by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013

douche drain

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

by SMK-TG January 13, 2014

Butt drape

An oversized sweater worn to conceal a woman's rather large derrière.

Damn, Steve's chick is rockin' the butt drape tonight! She ain't foolin' nobody., though. You can see that fat ass from a mile away!

by Bigjimelrod November 26, 2014