Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
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An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.
John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.
by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021
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"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021
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" look Myles from holy cross dey, lewwe go na!"
"Nah fuck he with he slow ass"
"Hahaha, you just mad he fuck you and leave you."
"Nah fuck he with he slow ass"
"Hahaha, you just mad he fuck you and leave you."
by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021
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"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"
Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.
Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.
by Lethallydosed November 23, 2021
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