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Condom

Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.
I should've used a condom to stop y'all ugly ass from being born, you're a failure to the family.
by Condsumeraper April 3, 2017
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Condom

A condom is something the male puts over his penis to protect him from STDs and many other diseases and the most important to not get females pregnant.
But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship
Taylor:did you bring protection!?

Chris:SHIT i forgot!

Taylor: your so lucky i have a Douche

Chris: what the hell is that!?

Taylor: well technically a female condom.its not that bad its better if you dont like to wear condoms.

Chris:deal....now where were we? ;)
by devil lips January 2, 2018
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Concord

A dope urban/suburban ish city in the Bay Area, home to a bunch of different types of people, from Oakland and Pittsburg alike. The best Concord, fuck the other one. Home to the Boncord Bloods..
"The westside Concord is better than the eastside Concord, thats facts."
by Eniggez January 2, 2019
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Condom

This word is unknown to man and it is made up
What’s a condom”
I don’t know
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Condom

a rubber glove like sack that you can use on your penis to prevent pregnancy and infections, mainly used by virgins that don’t know how to pull out. This item can potentially save your life from bringing a devil spawn into this world in the near future.
Virgin: “Dude its my first time, what should i do?”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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live condom

btich I dont have a condom your my live condom tonight.
by drahcir December 9, 2012
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America condom

A type of condom that provides maximum freedom and convenience, consisting only of the skin from a man's own penis.
All I had was a bathroom stall and my America condom. It wasn't the classiest sex but I made it work.

Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.

David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
by OhGreatItsDavid July 13, 2015
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