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Dutch Coffee

A sex act done in the Inkwell bathroom where the man pours and entire steaming hot Dutch Coffee in the girls asshole, drinks it out with a straw, vomits in her pussy, fucks her, and then she sucks his dick (and swallows).
Random Man Whore: Dude this girl Rachel gave me a Dutch Coffee just for saying she didn't have too much make up on!
by Lobster Bisque March 7, 2015
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Costa Coffee and Cock

The Middle class Teenage version of Netflix and chill, cosmopolitan teens grab a coffee share it and end up going home and engaging in sexual activities
Craig: Hey Lisa wanna netflix and chill??....
Lisa: Oh darling thats so chav and scroat like , why dont we grab a coffee?
Craig: I Guess so but i hoping for some action!!..
Lisa: well let's go Costa , then we can Costa Coffee and Cock!..
Craig: what's that??
Lisa: the middle class posh version of Netflix and chill
Craig: kk, Kool
by JM2001 January 25, 2017
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Iced-Coffee

Usually a big ass dependence, especially for Ashton Irwin
Are you an Ashton Irwin?” = “Are you an iced-coffee addicted?”
by kissedbythedarkness_ April 20, 2019
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Cream in my coffee cup

When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.
Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"
by elephantwisdom October 14, 2018
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"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...
Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
by Usebleach January 17, 2021
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Brewing a pot of ass coffee

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.
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coffee?

so i figure... ya know... we could... if that's aight
by Andy Mangialino September 23, 2003
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