cobrablitz

cobrablitz is well known player of geometry dash, while also being 14, transgender and transracial, Xe never drop a level of it's bad, Xe keep going. cobrablitz also nerfed glide, and hacked aronia. Xe verified arrow by jacobsucks
Cobrablitz also gets a massive boner when xe go on JGhosts twitter page, and cannot control their racist factor. He has to have an aid because of how racist cobra can be. Xer aid is Fabricorn.

stevelaugh: holy fuck I love cobrablitz so fucking much

cobra: chillchillchillchillchillchillchillchill

by cobrablitzfan March 20, 2021

potato cobbler

1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another

I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!

I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

Cobwebbing

When a women becomes so wet during sexual activity that when she closes he legs then reopens them vag-juice strings from thigh to thigh creating a cobweb like appearance

Liz got so turned on by him that when she opened her legs she was cobwebbing

by Leftfoot12 March 27, 2009

corn cobbing

Corn cobbing the act of two men peforming 69 in a HOT TUB

Dave and Paul got all wet and steamy while CORN COBBING in the hot tub

by robdog81 March 3, 2011

Cobra

A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.

1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.

Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"

by henchogreezy November 28, 2010

Cobdened

Used to describe something that was working shortly before someone touched it

It was working before it was cobdened

by anon October 12, 2004

cobblejobbing

cobblejobbing (gerund); to masturbate with an artificial limb, whether one presently in use by the subject, or one not currently being used as a limb

I got fired from my clerical job at the prosthetic clinic after I was caught cobblejobbing in the storeroom by the surgical assistant

by twentington July 14, 2007