captain marvel

the most powerful avengers

and who solos everyone

and is a great person

captain marvel is the worst

you are incorrect

by anonymous February 11, 2022

captain sauce

One who hits the sauce (booze) early and rocks like on a ship on stormy seas.

Hey, after a heavy night of drink Jay showed up at work swaying like Captain Sauce.

by Jenna Page and Ms. Crawford November 7, 2013

Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.

Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.

by Fodeez August 4, 2011

Captain Save a Ho

A guy who will butt in and stop a man from beating a woman. This definition predates E-40's song, as I heard it directly from a Crip who used the term back in the 1980's to talk about how he used to stop dudes from beating on their wives and girlfriends if he thought the situation was getting way out of control, where someone would get killed.

That dude was like captain save a ho on the block, always interrupting anytime a man started slapping his girl around too much.

by pobro January 6, 2012

Captain Pusswa

The biggest pussy anyone has ever met.

Captain Pusswa (Chris) was actually elected by his fellow constituents, it was not a birth right.

by Balls December 1, 2004

Captain Jack's

An liquor store located in the Bismarck and Mandan area's in North Dakota.

Let's go down to Captain Jack's and get some booze.

by Moonshiner1269 December 9, 2008

Captain Manguy

A superhero masked in shadows, lightening, and the fantastic aroma of vanilla. Often used to refer to manly figures such as Batman.

Frank West has covered wars ya'know. He's incredibly Captain Manguy.

by Slab Bulkhead February 8, 2010