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Certified Canadian Moment

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.
Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment
by salttheidiot February 1, 2022
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The Canada

A foreign land up North where an elusive species dwell. The rare, and endangered Canadian. In their veins runs the purest of the maple syrups. Luckily, these creatures are unusually docile, as the entire hate of The Canada is stored in the geese that run rampant all over the world. They are the only creature that don't need a passport.

If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.
Susy: "My family is venturing up north to The Canada this summer, I hope to see a Canadian."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."
by Dr.Todd February 2, 2022
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The Canadian fuck room

A certain Tim hortons bathroom located in Toronto where people go to fuck when there’s no where else
I think I just say David enter the Canadian fuck room with Rachel
by anonymous June 4, 2022
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Dirty Canadian Tire

This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.

Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
by higogogaga April 5, 2023
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Pulled A Team Canada

To lose horribly when having a big lead.
Man we Pulled A Team Canada against the Sapphires we were winning 4-0 then they caught up and won 7-4
by Dman8981 January 10, 2011
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Raymond's big Canadian cock

Man I love Raymond's big Canadian cock
That's a Raymond's big Canadian cock
by Canadian raccoon March 22, 2022
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the multi racial canadian hockey player

it is a very complex sex position that you can use even with a really big age gap. it involves an old hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, a midget, an Indian grandma, and a traffic cone. You can't really understand how to do it it just happens. you will know when you are doing it trust me you will know.

It's a good time.
Me- look what I found in the attic, Grandma! An old hockey stick! This will be perfect for the multi racial canadian hockey player.
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one
by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023
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