horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

Crab Pagoon

1. the situation of going down on a woman of Asian heritage.

2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.

I took this girl on a date to get Thai last night, afterwards, I got to eat a crab pagoon for dessert!

by Donnie’s back up plans August 17, 2025

Bush Crabs

Another name for pubic lice

Tom has bush crabs

by Poohdeb August 15, 2018

Musty Crab

A cheep perfume smell worn by a tiny bossy lady.

Have you smelt Ann? Every room she enters, she leaves a musty crab aroma.

by Crownsumo March 14, 2025

Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 15, 2010

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

The pacific crab

The pacific crab is when a man, takes his thumb, sticks it in the ass of a girl and then takes his pointer finger and sticks that in the vagina of the girl. When both fingers are in he then begins to pinch.

Guy 1: Dude I just performed the pacific crab on that drink chick
Guy 2: dick bro bet she loved it

by CanadaxUnicorn January 8, 2018