Covid Dick

When you catch covid off your partner via coitus

“Just my luck to get the Ol Covid Dick off my wife”

by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022

Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

by Jimmapp March 16, 2020

COVID menu

A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.

Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."

by John30041 June 20, 2020

Covid Test

The act of blowing a load up a woman’s nose

Man she has such a big nose I had to give her a Covid test.

by THCxKing247 June 1, 2025

Covid Gayness

Having Covid-19 and it instantly turns you gay.

WOW! Craig has Covid Gayness

by Craig to the Thomas December 1, 2020

COVID movie (derogatory)

ref, to orr pinely on pinely channel on youtube.com

i decided to watch five covid movie (derogatory) with really bad reviews.

by I love akito June 4, 2025

The COVID 19

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.

Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.

by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021