Icing the urinal cake 

Masturbation at a public urinal.

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

Icing the urinal cake by PantsofCorn January 17, 2011

Shake before the cake 

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

Shake before the cake by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

chocolate cherry cheese cake

A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection

My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry

chocolate cherry cheese cake by Funwun69 January 1, 2017

Caesar 

The Roman dictator was assassinated by JoJo Siwa in attempts to gain fame, but she was killed shortly after. 2000 years later she has risen again to reclaim her lost glory.

Jojo siwa killed Julius Caesar

Caesar by Heccing_Normie November 6, 2020

anus cake 

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

anus cake by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

Julius Caesar 

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.

Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"

Julius Caesar by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007

i love cake 

A response to someone saying they love you. but it is only used after a long puase and it is said as a question

I love you........I love...cake?

i love cake by Candy October 2, 2003