Brandon 

Brandon's the type of guy to befriend you on Roblox, Play with you for a bit, Have atleast a SINGLE online-dating phase before snapping out of it and then one day, randomly dissapear.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.

brandon: ozo is that you? LOL it must be! hope you still get out there and pwn, so much fun
ozo: FUCK

Brandon by the real JX1DX1 July 27, 2025

Brandon

A twink who says he's not gay. Good at rock climbing. Don't want to compliment him cause he'll see this. U suck dick and balls. Also hi. Also bye

"Brandon is a midget"
"Yeah"

Brandon by evilfentwizard November 14, 2025

Brandon

femboy

Brandon is a femboy

Brandon by Twinkltoezz November 15, 2025

brandon

A cubic object commonly found on the East Coast.

I saw a Brandon. I know because it was shaped like a cube

brandon by M746746746 November 29, 2025

Brandon

A succulent oriental male who can queef with the best of them.

I Had a real Brandon.

Brandon by joNNY cOX May 22, 2026

Brandon :) 

Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.

‘Wow I love Brandon :), he’s the best thing to ever happen to me.’

Brandon :) by Ilovestrawberries69 August 22, 2022

brandon??? 

gay soooo gay

Brandon??? likes touching boys

brandon??? by bill Harrison August 1, 2017