brain afk

When a person is not paying attention, distracted, daydreaming or considered mentally unattendant, they are usually discribed as "brain afk".
afk is an abreviation for "away from keyboard", usually used by the gaming community to indicate when a person has left their computer (e.g. to get a drink, go to the toilet etc.) and therefore unable to act in-game.
"brain afk" is meant to describe a persons mentality to (metaphorically) have left their brains temporarily, being the reason for the person to not pay attention or realize what is happening in their surroundings.

Teacher: Can someone please give me the answer to the question?

Student: What was the question? I was brain afk when the question was asked...

by theLucaboy January 21, 2017

braincap

A hat especially any kind of one that makes you look smart and serious.

Don't forget to wear your braincap!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017

Brain delay

When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity

The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.

I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.

by Lumpy T October 23, 2017

braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)

Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.

by smore007 April 21, 2018

brain trigger

A brain trigger is when you type something in all caps, excited or laughing or freaking out.

HAHAHAHAHHAGA
NDNDKSSKKSJSJSJSJ
she just had a brain trigger, its normal

by ekndjemwmwm January 6, 2018

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018