Funk Blind

A person with poor hygiene who is unaware of their offensive body odor.

"That muthafuka must be FUNK BLIND if he can't tell that he smells like boiled shit!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Blind Dub Zero

This is a legal move in Oxon Hill Spades where you can not only play a hand blind for zero books, but you can also double it.

"Don't give me that look, cock-gobbler. I said I want to go blind dub zero and you're gonna write that shit down right now before I stomp you out, steal your slurpee and throw you in the road for three different cars to run over."

by Ultimastrike October 17, 2004

Hymen-Binder

Hymen-Binder is the female equivilent to a cock-block.

Coming from the words hymen, symbol of a womans virginity, and bind, meaning to constrict.
'to constrict a womans sex'
hymen-binders come in many forms, from needy friends, to jelous guys, and even a womans period can be considered a natural hymen-binder

my ex-boyfriend is such a Hymen-Binder

Jessica is a Hymen-Binder

by omgwtfbbq_hymen-binder October 12, 2010

dick blind

Dick blind....a penis that doesn't care about looks weight or beauty. Penis blind to anything other than getting a nut usually a great wingman is dick blind

I wouldn't bang that chick cause she's nasty af....but my boy is dick blind he'll fuck her.

by Aryan Barbarian22 April 1, 2015

Blind

penis, usually of young boy, over which foreskin may not be drawn back, phymosis

that teenager's got a right pointy blind end

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

blind date

This is any date at any time with any person. It could be a random person, or someone you have been dating for years. Do you ever really know the other person? I think not. Love is blind.

Dick to Susie (on a blind date after they've been dating for three months): Wanna have a three some?

Susie to Dick: Jesus you're such a dick.

Susie (to herself): When did Dick become such a perv? This was a bad idea.

by SMD6 September 24, 2008

blind sailor

A sexual act starting in doggy style. When the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. When she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling "Blind Sailor!"

My girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her the ol' Blind Sailor

by fergo September 7, 2003